Be so blunt that they could smoke your truth
someone’s building an actual Krusty Krab less than 6 miles from where i live
no really, it’s in construction
it’s coming along nicely
they put up the flags
Waiting is painful. Forgetting is painful. But not knowing which to do is the worst kind of suffering.
The very first fucking card
Invites Monica Lewinsky over for game night:
Monica: lets play cards against humanity
ME: sure I just bought a new deck
-opens pack and looks at first card-
Monica: what’s the first card
I’ve always loved the idea of not being what people expect me to be.